Monday, July 18, 2011

July 18, 2011

     Last P day was ruined by Interviews, and tuesday was crazy because they slept over to do district meeting the next day. Basically Elder Richards and I just breakdanced all night. He then slept in my bed and took all of the room because he is so fat. He didn´t want to sleep with his companion again and I don´t blame him, but I was cramped all night because of it.


     Tuesday I wrestled with Elder Yaringaño and I had him in a position to do a Judo throw, but I didn´t want him to get hurt on the tile, so I had mercy, but that left me in a bad disadvantage as far and I was left wide open and he put me in a headlock and brought me to the ground and he almost broke my neck. Elder Gillette took video with his camera and you can totally hear my neck crack. Next time I am going to throw him and I don´t care what happens... Ok I won´t throw him, but I will freaking tackle him and put him in a arm bar until he taps out. I think that´s ok right? I mean we are wearing Garments after all.

     Wednesday we went to a place called Barrio Wohn Park. I totally thought it would be an Asian community because of the name, but it turned out to be a bunch of Freaking Rich Germans that can´t speak Spanish. I want to learn German better, so I can baptize them, cuz they all have pools. Ich Weiss Dass Das Kirche Jesu Kristi Warheit ist¡ Gott ist ihr Himmlichen Vater¡

     So thursday, we had to pass something to Elder Richards while he was on the bus. He forgot it and apparently it was super important. Luckily we had to drop off the encomienda and we were in that area anyways. We ate at Pizza Boom for lunch while we waited for his bus to arrive. Plan Guasu is legit with a map.

     We´ve been teaching a drunk guy who wants to baptize his kids. Friday we found him when he wasn´t drunk and he was equally funny, but he actually understood what we were teaching and now he wants to stop drinking and get baptized too. He understands the importance of prophets and the great apostasy. Cool huh? When he is drrrrrrunk he always rrrrrrolls his rrrrr´s. "Yo quierrro escucharrr la palabrrra de Dios¡ ¿Como puedo bautizarrrrrrrr a mis hijos?"

     On saturday we didn´t have much luck because of rain, so we went to Hna P´s and made pancakes and talked a while. It was fun. We keep harassing Bibi the 26 year old about getting married. She is still single. She calls me a child, but what do I care at least I´m not Old like her. ha ha ha.

     On Sunday only 8 people came to church because of the terrible rain storm. We ate asado at Hna.P´s and watched the first 30min of Copa America Paraguay vs Brasil. Later we tried proselyting, but it was hard with the rain, mud, and everybody was watching the game. Paraguay won within the last ten minutes 2 to 0. After the game ended we taught a family. Familia Florentine is composed of 9 people 6 of which are of baptismal age. The dad´s name is Gabriel and he says that he doesn´t disbelieve anything we have taught so far, but it´s hard to believe that All Powerful God would allow almost 2000 years of Apostasy. At least he was listening. We invited him to pray and I believe he will. His wife has a moustache worse than Micah´s.
     We also managed to get in 1 more lesson. It was kinda bad because everybody was practically asleep, but we will teach them again next time when they are more awake. Another big/good family.

Love you guys. Thanks for the Bday Love¡
Elder Zachary James Singson

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